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So I´ve narrowed it down and I´m either gonna start a motorcycle gang or take a nap.
Life can be like Chess sometimes. I don`t know how to play Chess.
Scott Baio is not a part of the Presidential transition team. I’m really disappointed that Charles is not in Charge of anything.
If you say married people aren’t having sex, you have obviously never sat in a hotel bar & watched them pick up strangers.
A vegan friend on FB said if we had to kill our own food, we wouldn`t eat meat... I think if he had to build his own computer he couldn`t whine on FB.
Old video games couldn`t be won. They just got harder and harder until you died. Just like real life.
I`d rather run a marathon than listen to someone talk about running a marathon.
There`s no room in my life for B.S. ... Unless it`s burritos oand salsa
Dear ladies, Not trying to impress you or anything, but I make my own sandwiches.
M?o?n?, T?u?e?s?, W?e?d?, T?h?u?r?s?, Friday !!!!
Pregnancy test confirmed me my worst fear.......I`m just fat
You may think I`m a loser, but to my goldfish, I`m the god of flakes.
I won employee of the month!!!…. again! I love being self employed.
I don`t always do a lot, but I put a lot of thought into it.
If something rolls off of my plate... I eat it first, as punishment for trying to run away.