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Based on the sound of her walking.. My upstairs neighbor seems like the kind of woman that starts sentences with; "Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum.".. O_o
Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap.
Dear Friday, I`m ready !!!
You know you`re a bad driver when Siri says, " In 400 feet, stop and let me out".
Honestly, it`s not the way I look that reveals my age. It`s my use of complete sentences, proper grammar and spelling when I text.
I wish common sense was more common.
RUN? I thought you said Rum. I quit.
Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that.
You`re never too old to learn stupid sh!t
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
The only thing I ever throwback on Thursdays are drinks
If you ever want to know what you look like to the world, don’t look in a mirror, have a child draw you.
Be careful who you call friends. I`d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
Don’t you hate it when spiders bite you and you get like zero superpowers?
ever wonder if one day somebody will come knocking on your door and say “Hey we have 7 mutual friends on Facebook, can I come in?"