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The fox says you need to stop.
I put a dollar in one of those change machines once. Nothing changed.
He said the spark between us was gone..so I tasered him..... Ill ask him again when he wakes up
I’m supporting our troops today by going commando.
Shoutout to this ATM fee for making me buy my own money.
When I was a kid... No wait. I still do that.
My friends are weird. They keep vegetables in their beer crisper. Freaks
I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness.
Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
Just dropped off some film to be processed. More on this story as it develops.
In case I drink too much and pass out for a while, Merry Christmas you guys.
9 of 10 voices in my head telI me I `m crazy. One hums ...
What if Spider Man has to stop a crime in the countryside
I`ve totally cut carbs out of my diet. Until lunch.
Sometimes I wish my dog could talk…then I remember all the things he has seen me do when I’m alone.