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At least my motivation gets to sleep in.
My wife just said we should have another baby. I hope she didn`t mean together.
I love using my GPS, problem is I can`t find it.
I retired from being my brothers keeper when I realised that I was letting in goals that wouldn`t have scored if his post was empty
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
OK. If you`re so smart, what`s the answer to this question?
You guys remember back before Google when we would just sit around and wonder about sh!t ...?
My New Year`s Resolution is to stop making late decisions.
Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
Statistics show the number one cause of failed relationships is opening your mouth and letting words come out.
If you`re married and having trouble, ask "what would Jesus do?" then remember that jesus was never married.
Every time I think I finally have the life I always dreamed of....I wake up.
My leadership experience is pretty much limited to those three consecutive days in first grade when I was line leader.
Don`t call me names, you don`t know enough words to describe me
Its Friday ... my body is in for a much-needed drinking session