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In my head I sound like the Queen of England bitches!
A beautiful woman could post "My dog just died" and she would get replies like "Well, I`m not dead ;)"
Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say, “Close Enough.”
Just heard about the Obamacare deadline and I`m freaking out. I have so many questions. Who is Obama?
My idea of heaven consists of all of the things I`d go to hell for.
I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don`t have.
Well, if anything, the Mayans did teach us one valuable lesson. If you don`t finish something...it`s really not the end of the world.
I think I could be a farmer. Except for the dirt, waking up early, wearing overalls and planting crops. But I wouldn’t mind driving a tractor around.
Dating Tip: If you eat a magnet and slip another magnet into your date`s drink she`ll never be able to leave you
I thought I was feeling a little bloated today, turns out I had my underwear on backwards.
I look so young for my rage.
Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it`s important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair
If you can’t be a good example, then you’l just have to serve as a horrible warning
After a night of heavy drinkin’ there’s one thing I can’t stand… and that’s up.
just want to point out that Cinderella is living proof that shoes can change your life!