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There´s a thin line between "I should do a status update about that" and "I should talk to a therapist about that"
Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
State of mind is in no mind to state its state of mind.
I always advise people never to give advice.
Dear neighbor mowing your yard this morning, I found my bagpipes for tonight.
I liked you until you started ignoring me and then I loved you. -Girls ---- Bfanch
Monday must be a man ... It comes too quickly.
Guess what I saw today ... Everything I looked at. ;)
I`d probably get a lot more done if it wasn`t for me.
My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
Before I lose my phone, end up naked, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Independence Day.
I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99
When someone wants to talk behind your back, FART!
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... "Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep."
Of all the horrible ways to die I think healthy eating sounds the most painful.