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I`m still mad that video killed the radio star.
Best thing about being single… -no drama -no fighting -no crying -no feelings -no confusion -no worries -no PROBLEMS!
Smile at the people who hate you. It makes them wonder what you`re up to. :)
Surly not EVERYBODY was Kung-Foo fighting?
Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away....):
We should`ve let the guy who named oranges keep naming other stuff.
Suggested movie theater prices: Adults - $9.00, Under 12 - $ 6.00, Under 3 - $249.00
What do women say when they are actually fine?
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, you know you have small boobs
With great power comes great electricity bill.
Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It`s like a tattoo that yells at you.
Your screenshots of text message conversations tell me: 1. you have a great sense of humor 2. to never trust you
Today`s the day I like to sneak onto the intercom at Walmart and say "would Jason Voorhees please report to aisle 13."
When your wife says she needs a new broom it`s best not to ask if she broke the last one in a crash landing.
Whoever said paper beats rock is an idiot. Next time that happens, I`m gonna throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper.