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Just used the "f word" over on FB so I`m waiting for the villagers with their torches, axes, whatever those people use.
That`s a horrible idea ... What time?
I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P
sometimes... late at night... i rearrange traffic signs. people need to be challenged.
If we start calling it `potato juice`, Vodka becomes a health drink. RIGHT?
When Life rains on your parade, get out the Slip-n-Slide.
If I pretend to be dead will you stop talking?
Today I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. Wouldn`t it be a lot more helpful if it was on the front?
Thumbnail pics. Helping ugly people look hot until you click on them since 1995.
You would think a popular place like the Krusty Krab would have more than two employees.
"Hey bro shotgun this beer" No I don`t drink "You wanna be cool don`t you?" I don`t drink "C`mon NERD!" Grandma PLEASE stop
I`m the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember: I KNOW HOW TO HIDE A DEAD BODY
believes saying "hi" with a big smile can brighten anyone´s day ... even those who give you the middle finger for cutting them off in traffic.
I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep.
Facebook is the reason why my work is not done.