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From 8am until 12pm, my job basically pays me to think about what I am going to have for lunch.
What number SPF blocks people?
I’m at Code 5 today. I don’t know. It’s something this lady in the coffee shop said and I liked it. So now I’m using it, too.
They should start selling Photoshop CD`s at cosmetic shops.
*accidentally answers phone call* ... *pretends to be answering machine*
A new study says eating sugar will kill you and was conducted by the No Sh!t Sherlock Research Institute.
Of course I`m a good mother ... They`re still alive aren`t they.
The skeletons in your closet are suggesting that you upgrade to a double wide, walk-in.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
I need to get out of bed and do something so I can justify taking a nap later.
The next person that tells me I have no shame…probably knows me pretty darn well.
So Stevie Wonder is going to become father to triplets next year. I guess he didn`t see that coming...
I don`t get women. Also, I don`t understand them.
just realised MR OWL ATE MY METAL WORM is exactly the same backwards
I`m just amazed after all these years that we STILL haven`t seen Mario`s buttcrack.