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Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them.
My 4-year-old thinks the 5-second rule means he can eat anything off the floor if he waits 5-seconds first. That M&M was from last Easter.
That`s a horrible idea ... What time?
I try to live every day as though it were my last, and who wants to do laundry on the last day they’re alive?
In paintball, you should be allowed to use a paintbrush as a knife.
I`m getting sick of seeing all these lyric status`s, it reminds me of somebody that I used to know.
I don`t understand why you guys complain about never being able to finish a tube of chapstick, it usually only takes me 2 or 3 bites.
To stupidity ... And beyond!!
I wonder what happens when a doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.
Kinda like Facebook, I wish I could ‘hide’ people in real life.
That mind-blowing moment when you realize chores were really the crap your parents didn’t want to do.
To all who called into work drunk today. Happy St Patrick`s Day.
The problem with money is that too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.
What`s this g-mail? I just got used to e-mail. And why did they skip f-mail?
I may not be the only egomaniac around here, but I’m the only one that matters.