Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbor`s yard to cut it down is an art.
Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)
The part of “no” that I don’t understand is the part where I don’t get what I want.
Girls must buy $500 purses just to impress other girls. No guy has ever said "Bro, she was ugly...but that purse...
Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?
What doesn`t kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you.
Every time I see a preview for Hoarders, I grab the closest thing to me and immediately throw it away.
Ohh sh!t, my b!tch button is stuck.
My favorite thing about naps is that I don`t have to talk to people during them
Choosing A Career Is Like Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls. Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful, Intelligent, Kindest Woman, There`s Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9
I was blown away when I realised the word " OK " is a side ways person.
Admit it. When you go to the zoo, the first thing you look at is the Camel`s foot.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $4.95 a minute.
Be good ... or I will text Santa
I don`t mean to brag... but I`m a pretty damn good peek-a-boo opponent