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GF: Does this dress make my a$$ look big? BF: Nope Your A$$ makes the dress look big.
I wrote you this love poem: Here, just take my credit card.
Can you imagine if Facebook just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun/
People who drive under the speed limit are probably the same people who drink decaf.
I can`t believe I was late for work tomorrow..
There is no such thing as failure. There are only results.
People say that 60 is the new 40. The cop who pulled me over didn`t agree.
I guarantee there`s a pregnant teenager somewhere who thinks `Ebola` would be a lovely name for their child.
So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend.
I`m all for change as long as it doesn`t directly affect my routine.
I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision.
Facebook crushes are all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket.
DIET TIP: don’t eat chips right out of the bag. Get out just enough to eat until the pizza guy gets there.
Good neighbors do not put password on their wi-fi.