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When someone is in a bad mood, I like to help matters by pointing out several times that they seem to be in a bad mood.
Premature ejaculation and hide and seek have one thing in common. 1 2 3 ready or not here I come.
What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ”K” instead of ”OK”?
To be Frank, I`ll have to change my name.
Married sext: I`m not wearing any underwear, because you never put the f*cking laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 times
Being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
"She really does suck!" could be a complement in the porn industry
I have NEVER faked a sarcasm in my life ;)
I’m taking care of my procrastination issues; just you wait and see.
I wish I had the balls to be a juggler.
Facebook is not so bad once you block your family and friends.
Having a 14 year old has made me realize why some species eat their young.
Shout out to all the girls who don`t have to dress half naked to get a man`s attention. Stay classy! And the rest of you come with me.
What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire.
Calories: the little creatures that go into your closet every night and hem the waistline of all your clothes inch by inch