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The awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are bouncing …. and you’re a guy.
When a woman asks you to guess her age, it`s like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb
I kind of like it getting dark so early because it gives me a great excuse to just stay inside and watch TV.
Apparently, walking up behind a girl in the produce isle with celery in my hand and saying "I`m stalking you" was much funnier in my head.
There are many different ways one can save energy, but my favorite by far is this recliner.
Going to one of those places where you chop down your own Christmas tree, and then try to get away before they catch you.
Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
Guys write songs about girls they love. Girls write songs about guys they have broken up with
Remember the good ole days when we had to get out of bed to use the Internet.
WikiHow suggested 9 Ways to Celebrate Earth Day.... I did all by ?#? SLEEPING?the whole day! How???? I smoked less, used water/power less etc. Wikiwikiwiki!!!!!
Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That`s where I come in.
Its sad that we live in a world that puts words into the dictionary if enough stupid people use it.
Nothing makes me more nervous than getting FB msg saying, “You’ve been tagged in a photo” after a crazy weekend.
Apparently showing the pharmacist a picture of my wife was not a good enough reason to get Valium without a prescription.
Today’s forecast.. mostly cloudy with a 99.9% chance of alcohol