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Life is what happens when your cell phone is charging.
You think you are too small to make a difference? then you have never spent a single night with a mosquito.
We can`t cure cancer, diabetes or PMS, but we have 10 different pills to make a mans happy place bigger.
Remember when the world ended last year?
I have the rest of my life to be an adult.
As long as there is an open textbook in front of you, nobody will question what you are doing on your laptop.
I`m really tired but it`s OK. There`s a nap for that.
Heat makes things expand. So I don`t have a weight problem...I`m just HOT.
This goes out to the person who thought of the idea to put stickers on each and every piece of fruit. "Nobody like`s your idea"
No matter which path you choose, there will always be some asshole in front of you trying to make a left.
I`m under the weather today, also so is everyone else, that`s how weather works.
The self-driving car should have an "I`m Feeling Lucky" button that drives you to a random location.
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.
Being fabulous all day makes me really, really tired
For the past 3 years I have been planning to write an article on Procrastination!!!