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Oh Mickey, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..face it you didn’t read that, you sang it.
I`m starting group meetings at my house for people who have OCD, not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it.
If you want to preview of the new iPhone 8 and try it out for free before buying it just look at your iPhone 7 and pretend it cost several hundred dollars more.
As i walk thru the valley of the shadow of death i was like what da f**k am i doin here
Sometimes I STOP when it`s not even Hammer time
To be honest, I´m just fishing for compliments tonight.
I could see how 2 deaf guys arguing would appear to be gang related.
Ummm,, Can we just admit we may have taken this anybody can grow up to be President thing a bit too far.
I am having one of those days where my middle finger answers every question.
Just when you want to be a good person again , someone new to stalk shows up
That urge you get to write "No one gives a sh!t" on someone`s status..
Pizza is like sex, when it is good it`s very good, When it`s bad...it`s still pretty good.
I`m trying to lose weight by eating carrots and bran muffins. It`s a fiber-optics diet.
My IQ? ... With google or without?
Now they are saying that the Zika virus is sexually transmittable. What kind of pervert is having sex with a mosquito?