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I just found out cock fighting is done with roosters and now it feels like this 6 months of training has been wasted.
Sanity is so overrated. I mean, it`s a nice place to visit, but I wouldn`t want to live there....
People assume when I yawn that I’ve lost interest in what they have to say but truth be told, I was never interested.
Here Friday Friday...come on...hurry up! Oh no you don`t! You come when I call you damn it! Get your a$$ over here. ... good boy!
Are you one of those people that get hurt from things posted on Facebook? You can easily avoid that by keeping your a$$ off of Facebook.
Whew! Thank you warning label I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
I keep my landline active because I know sooner or later Trinity or Morpheus will contact me.
Researchers claim that the Internet is making us dumber and more impatient. I don`t get it. Moving on.
Beer is the answer...but I can`t remember the question.
Condoms prevent minivans.
The only thing I`ve learned from my mistakes is that I make a whole bunch of them
Don`t be ashamed of who you are. That`s your parents job.
Saying a prayer for all the turkeys today. Also the single people with concerned relatives.
Do you think people will start blaming auto correct for there marriages breaking down?
My credit score is so bad I have started receiving pre-declined credit card offers