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Does anyone know where the off switch on a child is? I can’t seem to find it.
I cant remember the last time i forgot something
I hate when beggars rattle their cup full of coins at me. Yes i know! You have more money than me, you don`t have to rub it in..
Don`t be scared of the government shutdown, liquor stores are run by the states.
The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?
My brain is about as well organized as the Walmart $5 dvd bin.
If any of you ever want your kitchen painted orange just give a six year old Cheetos for lunch and tell them not to make a mess. Works every time.
If there`s one thing in this world that everyone can agree on it`s... "Goonies never say die!"
If my psychiatrist said "There`s really nothing more I can do for you", that means I`m cured right??
McDonalds ... closing thigh gaps since 1967.
Girl: I have changed my mind. Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work?
If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazines for the articles?
roses are red,violets are blue,god made me beautiful, what happen to you..
Sorry I mixed 50,000 instant pudding packets into your above ground pool
Donald Duck, saying screw you to pants since 1934.