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Got in touch with my inner self this morning. That`s the LAST time I buy single ply toilet paper.
Is glad Christmas is near i sure need new coloring books and crayons ..
Do you know who invented the Knock Knock joke? I don`t know either, but whoever did should get a no bell prize.
Dating would be a lot easier if the opposite sex had a tail. That way, I could see if it was wagging or not after I did or said something.
I always get a nice safe feeling whenever I see a police car and I realize I`m not driving around with a trunkful of cocaine.
This post is just for you.
You can dress for success or undress for it. It depends on what type of work you want.
I have decided to stop exercising and just learn Photoshop.
For some reason, I`m an extremely secretive person. Don`t ask me why!
I would like my FB friends to know that the opinions and comments I make on FB in no way reflect the actual thoughts, opinions or actions of me, or my family. Its all for fun. The only posts that I actually mean are the same ones you agree with.
There were 2 muffins in a muffin shop the first 1 says "I love being a muffin!" then the 2 muffin says ``Holy crap its a talking muffin!"
Sidenote #2: Always have your middle finger ready on standby.
I only have one word for women who look at me like Iām some kind of sex object ... Hi.
My ex was an absolute treasure and by treasure I mean you`ll need a shovel and map to find him.
Every store should have one line for people who have their sh!t together.