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Ladys have it easy, if they ever do start to loose an argument they can just start playing with their boobs
I believe in equality. If we have five days of work, then we should have five day weekends as well.
I only accept apologies in cash.
One man`s girlfriend is another man`s password.
Only a few years ago, the average parents had four children. Nowadays, the average child has four parents.
I`m Not Single. I am romantically challenged
Velcro, what a rip-off!
In about 20 years, that cherry tattoo on your cleavage is gonna look like a pair of raisins and that butterfly you got tatted on back is gonna look like a moth.
Things that don`t kill spiders: 1: furniture polish 2: Febreze 3: butter 4: screaming
Quick question, ladies: If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the hell are you doing?
Energy conservation activists would get more attention if they called themselves power rangers.
If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra.
My friend David had his ID stolen yesterday. We just call him Dav now
Found a note on my door today that said ”You’re Awesome!” ... Yes, I wrote it yesturday. But still, the truth is the truth.
Why do they call it "Jew-ish"? Are they not Jew enough?