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Eventually, some poor astronaut is going to crash into all that Star Wars writing
What`s the right age to stop running naked from the bedroom to the bathroom?
Man, that .01% of germs that can´t be killed by hand sanitizer must be some bad a$$ sh!t
I`m not judging you, I`m just trying to guess what medications you`re on.
"You drive me to drink!!!" ~Me shouting to the taxi driver.
“Grandbrother” sounds much cooler than uncle.
My dream job is a pharmacy cashier & yelling for a price check every time someone checks out anal ointment, condoms, & men buying maxi pads.
I like when google answers my stupid questions because it means I`m not the only one asking google stupid questions.
U make me wish I had more middle fingers
I won $20 by not playing the lottery last night!
Early reports indicate I`m gonna be drunk all weekend.
Just because I don’t like you doesn’t mean I don’t want you to like me.- Most Girls
Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn´t surprising really, since it isn´t my birthday.
I think that a lot of conflict that happened in the Wild West could`ve been avoided had architects in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.
Research is what I`m doing when I don`t know what I`m doing.