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What if every time a song pops into your head, it’s really just your brain intercepting one of the bajillion radio signals bouncing around you?
Why is it called cliffhanger and not
Some day I wanna be "change my oil every 3000 miles" rich!
Calm down ... Take a deep breath and hold it for about 30 minutes.
I bet blind people think farts are funnier than deaf people.
Saw a hobo sleeping on a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. Must be his alarm system.
Don`t apologize because you haven`t posted in a while. No one cared.
Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces.
Slowly, Waldo`s wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together
Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.
Every time I see a pregnant woman, I very much want to ask if she swallowed a watermelon seed.
I bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in Chinese.
Im really not just some idiot with nothing better to do with my time, I just play one in FB.
My friend won a trip to China. He´s out there now... trying to win a trip back.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.