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Hair pulling during sex is hot ... unless the whole wig comes off.
Jerry: Tom, you are a genius!.. Tom: Yeah, I am called that a lot... Jerry: What? Genius?... Tom: No, `Tom`
I gotta ask you a sirius question....do you know the muffen man
I don’t mean to alarm you but you know those people in your office that can’t work the fax machine? They’re driving home on the same roads.
A good office manager never let`s you run out of ink, paper or vodka
I`m already going to hell ... now I`m just trying to get a good spot.
I remember when vodka was just vodka flavored ...
Trust me when I say anyone can dance! - Jack Daniels
Aren`t they Middle-Age Mutant Ninja Turtles now?
It`s so nice to come home and relax with Facebook after a long day at the office being on Facebook.
If A-B-C-D didn’t drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to be so rushed.
just wanted to tell the weekend that I love you and I will be back, I will not let the weekdays take me away from you.
My hearing is fine. There`s no need to repeat yourself! I ignored you perfectly well the first time.
Haircuts are great because I did none of the work but get all of the credit.
Laughing is the best medicine. But if you’re laughing for no reason, you need medicine.