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I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
Women, if you want to strike a bit of fear into your man, just smile really big and ask him, "Notice anything different?"
Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)
Not sure why my wife is only mad at me, our 4 year old forgot her birthday too.
should probably get my daily dose of calcium.. white russians it is
Holidays, hotels and women. Three things that always look better online than in real life.
When I become famous I`m not going to tell anyone.
I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scan it…
Imagine all the amazing places you could take naps if you were Superman.
Any person can be nice to my face, but it takes a real friend to be nice behind my back.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Admit it, we’ve all hidden our favorite food from the rest of our family.
Made the decision that I`m done having kids. Yet every morning I wake up and there they are asking me for breakfast.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. :)
If it`s alcoholic anonymous. Why do the members stand up an in-troduce them selves?