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I just got the results of my IQ test. It came back negative.
It`s a beautiful day, think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit.
When I see you in hell I`ll still ignore you
When your life flashes before your eyes does that include the black outs? That`d be cool. Like your life but with never before seen footage.
For the record when I was a kid I never wanted to be an adult.
You know what else looks like a ring and has lots of power over people? Donuts.
Guess what I saw today? ... Everything I looked at.
Half the time spent on Facebook is likely spent by creeping people and /or staring at the screen waiting for something interesting to happen.
If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don`t be open.
Hawaii is a great place to live if you hate being eligible for contests.
More people would drink responsibly if there was a brand of beer named Responsibly.
How strict is the "I licked it, it`s mine" policy? There`s some things I`ve licked that I don`t want.
I really like what you`ve done with your crazy.
My facebook has been rated PG for Poor Guy
Laugh now but at the rate they are reproducing, the people of Walmart may one day take over the world.