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So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
All I`m saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us. But, whatever, be that way.
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
Toilets are really just fart amplifiers when you are trying to be quiet.
These kids next door to me need to quit yelling. I`m about to wake up their mom and send her back over there.
In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I`m right.
I don`t get enough credit for not going on killing sprees.
I`m not the type of person you want to put on speaker during a phone conversation.
Writing is a great career when people like hearing what you have to say but don`t want to look at you.
I hate it when people upload song lyrics as their status`s it reminds me of somebody i used to know
Learn to fight like you`re the third monkey trying to get on the Ark!
Making good decisions doesn’t really go with my outfit.
Apparently, playing dead only works on bears not ex boyfriends.
That awkward moment when the creepy guy in the white van doesn`t have candy...
These Jehovah`s Witnesses are getting creative. They are now knocking on my door dressed as cops saying they have a warrant.