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So exhausting to have my life changed for the better every time someone posts a screenshot of a famous quote.
I have many thoughts. I just can´t remember any of them.
There`s a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it`s usually a prescription.
I can only please one person a day...and today is not your day!
I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait...no, false alarm.
Abaaabbbbaaabbbaabbbaabb..... Long time no ` C ` ; P
If my calculations are right, by November of 2019 my uneven usage of conditioner will finally lap the shampoo and I will run out of both at the exact same time.
If money can’t buy happiness explain pizza.
I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas…
For all the parents with kids starting school I just want to say congratulations. You made it through another summer without killing your children!! I am proud of you all!!
Instead of walking faster when someone holds a door open for me, I slow down to test their door holding resolve.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year… to be slowly driven insane by Christmas music.
Co-worker: My wife`s an angel. Me: You`re lucky, mine`s still alive.
I just lost my mood ring, I don`t know how I feel about that.
Facebook is like a fridge full of old food you know what is in your fridge but still you go and check if it changed.