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when she says "size doesn`t matter" what she really means is "I have been disappointed before." :)
I just told my brother he was adopted, his response was, "At least they picked me"
I BRIEFLY had an urge to clean ... but that lasted only 5 minutes .. whew! That was close! Lol
So many feelings today. Mostly hunger.
Hi, im _____ but you could call me sexy.
I’m not a comedian. I don’t tell jokes. I just tell the truth in a way it sounds funny.
he who laughs last thinks slow
I never get caught because I`ve watched all 27 seasons of Cops..
I`m at my most likable before you get to know me.
I laugh in the face of normal.
Nobody pissed me off today... I got to get out more.
I think my other three stove burners are becoming jealous of front-right.
I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of crazy.
Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka.
Earlier this morning, I was invited to join an XXX Facebook group. I was somewhat intrigued until I realized it was a group for guys who like to wear really really big shirts.