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I don`t hate anyone. I just don`t like people.
There`s nothing as wonderful as waking up in the morning next to a gorgeous smiling face. So I keep a mirror next to my bed.
I just found out cock fighting is done with roosters and now it feels like this 6 months of training has been wasted.
A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Pokey, but I’ve turned myself around.
People I hate are not allowed to be funny.
I just spent an hour at the gym. I couldn’t find a close enough parking spot so I left.
I try to avoid trouble but I think it likes me.
You know if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges :)
I believe in the silver rule of life: Do unto others then run!
You`re never too old to ride in a radio flyer wagon but apparently you can be too fat.
If you didn`t want me looking in your bedroom than you never should have put your window at the same height as my ladder.
I wan`t you to know that someone cares. not me, but someone.
Disneyland. The world’s biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a beautiful day.