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Next time you think life`s not fair..think of this x large clothes cost $2 more than large so why doesn`t small cost $2 less ? Being fat ....now that`s unfair
Stovetop Directions: 1.) Use microwave.
I saw a guy today at Starbucks. He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop. He just sat there drinking his coffee. Like a psychopath.
I think all priuses are gay transformers living here on earth
I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don`t have.
A good example of mixed emotions would be finding a hundred dollar bill nailed to your tire.
I don`t think boredom gets enough blame for the trouble it causes.
If I hug you longer than 3 seconds, I’m picking your pockets.
The only difference between doggy style and reverse cowgirl is who wants to watch the TV more.
Don`t think I didn`t notice that you deleted your status when no one Liked it.
This woman just flipped me off and I couldn`t agree more.
Smile. It makes people wonder what you´re up to.
Dreams are like pictures. I don`t care about yours unless I`m in them.
My favorite thing to say to old people is, "When I was your age I didn`t believe in reincarnation either".
Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of crap.