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It`s kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn`t
Debt doesn`t buy happiness either.
I have many thoughts. I just can´t remember any of them.
If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
When I see people drinking at 11 am on a Friday I`m like, where do you work and are they hiring?
People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome.
I`d share my Netflix login but I`m too embarrassed by "My List".
about love
I used to be a kleptomaniac but now I take something for it.
Beer: Giving you the courage to talk to women but taking away the ability to make sense.
I think I have 10 inches of Global Warming on my driveway.
The awkward moment when you realise you’re wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway.
Those 5 donuts I ate are really going to give me an extra boost during my workout today.
FANNNN...DANNNNN....GOOOOO. Breathe The A`s.
I love watching The Simpsons. They never get old.