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An awkward morning beats a boring night.
There`s a difference between having a unique name and a common name that`s spelled wrong.
I wouldn’t have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity.
Shouldn`t there have been one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"
Social Media Awkwardness: When people "like" a relationship status of being single by your ex instead of yours.
I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he writes me a ticket instead of letting me off with a warning.
My girlfriend wants to get married. I hope she finds someone nice.
I`m great in bed" ~ breakfast
Ever look in a mirror wondering about the stranger staring back & then realize it`s your neighbor`s window and they`re calling the cops?
All I’m saying is you don’t see many neck tattoos on Jeopardy.
I`ve been hiding from exercise ... I`m in the fitness protection program.
48 states observe daylight savings time. The other two clock block.
Notice how writers don’t rewrite books, how about we stop remaking movies.
Well, if you`re going to question my reputation and credentials as a gynecologist,I suggest you get the hell out of my office van.
Babies dont have parents, they have staff.