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I am so thankful there is no alert that tells someone how many times I have enlarged their profile pics.
I wish I could afford to be as weird as I wanna be.
Some things are better left unsaid...That`s usually the stuff I blurt out right away.
is "insert clever remark here."
Anybody else have that annoying problem of Work and Family interfering with your FaceBook time?
I wish there was an observation deck at WalMart.
Sorry, I didn’t get your message because I deleted it without listening.
If you laid out all of the people in the world who were ever mean to me, I could then drive my car over them.
May all of us be as good looking/ beautiful as we look on our FB profile pic..
Congratulations India on successfully orbiting a probe around Mars. I assume you`ll be opening call centers on the red planet and using fake Martian names now?
I always feel a little kinky whenever the lady at Starbucks asks me if I’d like whipped cream on it.
I am the type to fart in a crowded train and get just as upset as everyone else.
I wonder if New York people find it weird to watch their own city being destroyed in Hollywood movies so many times..!!
Do a little dance... Drink a lot of rum... Fall down tonight...
Babies dont have parents, they have staff.