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Just googled "who gives a sh!t?" My name wasn`t in the search results.
I pretend I don`t care but deep down I really still don`t care.
CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more North.
Just saw the trailer for "Noah." I hear The Book is better.
Hey chicks that only post inspirational shit: we know you’re nuts.
I hope to get to the point in my life where I`m not excited about finding change on the ground.
Whenever someone ends their status with "LOL" I know it`s a repost, cuz...who the hell laughs at their own statuses? LMAO!
I`m fat, but I blame my dog for not exercising me enough.
I can`t believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth.
Every Chrysler commercial should begin with them apologizing for the PT Cruiser.
Drinking coffee is a fun way to become dependent on paying money to wake up.
What if Oxygen makes our voice really deep…. And Helium just brings it back to normal?
my neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning , can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums...
I don`t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.
If everyone would just be naughty next year, Santa would bring us all coal ... energy crisis solved!