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Facebook game requests are like the Jehovah`s witnesses of the internet.
If someday we all go to prison for downloading Movies and TV shows, I just hope they split us up by genre.
I don`t know how the law of averages works, but you`d think after 25yrs of marriage I`d be right at least once
A person who is bad at math should never take a calculated risk.
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
Tire rotation? Nice try, mechanic! I rotated my tires like a thousand times on the drive over here.
I guess today has been pretty good. I haven`t had to slap one single person yet....
We should not have trusted anything Charlotte wrote in her web. She was consistently talking out of her ass.
i like cake. and thats all for today goodbye :)
Some of you ladies need to ease up on the makeup until we get this clown situation resolved.
Don`t be sad, laundry. Nobody is doing me either.
I may look calm, but in my head I´ve punched you in the face 3 times already!
I`m going to clean my house today and by clean I mean I`m drinking vodka and spraying Febreze everywhere.
When I was little I didn`t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it`s obvious that my parents didn`t care either.
Sometimes I have to go outside to get signal on my phone for Facebook so yes, you could describe me as "outdoorsy."