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That annoying feeling when you finally downloaded the movie you wanted to watch and BOOM!... It`s in French. #F**kYouFrance
Right now I`m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I`ve forgotten this before.
I can`t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.
Social Media Awkwardness: When people "like" a relationship status of being single by your ex instead of yours.
You can stay, but your clothes must go.
To the dude I just saw driving a beat up Ford mini van with spare tire and dream catcher on mirror: that dream catchers not working dude!
Every novel is a mystery, if you never finish it.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
I don’t make mistakes too often, but when I do it’s your fault.
Every time I`m around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence.
Found out the difference between onions and men. I don`t cry when I`m chopping up men.
The heart wants what the heart wants. *opens 12th beer*
I`m actually kind of handsome when you`re drunk and the light is low and there are no other dudes around and you have low standards.
They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We`ll see.
You want me to smile? How can I smile when 28% of Americans aren`t getting enough fiber?