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Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums.
They say love is in every corner... my life must be a f*cking circle!
I´m the kind of person that when my feet hit the ground each morning the devil says, "OH CRAP, HE´S UP"!
If you watched a person cut a piece of wood, would that be sawed or seen?
Pretty cool how the internet lets you stay connected with people you haven`t seen in years and silently judge them on a daily basis.
So,do people in England speaks American now that people in America speaks English?
really vry funny
Did you know that one minute of kissing burns 26 calories? No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny.
I took a pic of my self a few days ago. Now I`m playing with it. Yeah...I`m playing with my selfie.
Quick Hide! Monday is Coming!!
I am surprised Cheech and Chong have not filmed a new movie -"Cheech and Chong Smoke Colorado"
I hate when someone has a loud conversation on their cell phone and then gives me dirty looks for jotting down everything they say.
Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say "Give me the dumbest thing you can think of."
Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
Got kicked out of the casino again. Apparently, gold chocolate coins mess up their slot machines or something.