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I enjoy long walks on the beach and that thing you just did with that banana.
One thing`s for sure when I shower with my boyfriend. My titties are spotless!!
I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
Trying to learn Mandarin Chinese but the amount of money I`m spending on fortune cookies is getting ridiculous.
If you`re going to be stupid, don`t do it on Facebook.
I gave up on humanity when I picked up this girl`s phone and saw that my number was saved as Free Food.
According to this bathroom stall,,, my ex changed her number again.
Nobody on television curses more than the Roadrunner.
I don`t normally poop with the door open, but I don`t want to miss the in flight movie
If the Internet was never invented... what would we all be doing now?
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
If you ever hit rock bottom, bring some beer. I`m almost out.
People who peel the entire banana before eating it must be the same ones who take off all their clothes to go to the bathroom.
a lady at the grocery store asked me, "How do I know you?"...to which I replied, "You must watch a lot of porn".
Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you`ve got alzheimers.