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Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption "Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn`t have known it`s summer.
This status was brought to you by me being bored on the toilet.
Monday is like canned spinach...I can can deal with it but I`d prefer something else.
We can`t deny our basic human instincts, like automatically thinking we kind of already know how to play the harmonica whenever we hold one.
Whenever I see a hot girl on the streets I`m like HOLY CRAP I`M OUTSIDE.
If your girlfriend claims to never look at your Facebook profile, change your status to "single" and wait 5 minutes.
If you don`t boo at people after bad sex, how do you expect to motivate them to get better?
The awkward moment when you set something down for a second and it disappears off the face of the earth.
All I`m saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old...
Well, the people outside are frightful.
Alcohol makes me worse at everything except telling secrets
Neighbor said hi again. I`m just gonna move
Whew, good thing there`s a facebook petition for ending the shutdown, or else we`d be in real trouble.
Coffee? I`ll have a cream soda ... One cup of coffee and I`m up all afternoon.
Life is all about tough decisions such as… Getting enough sleep or staying on the internet.