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Is it wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter baskets?
Lazy fact #128540162, You were too lazy to read that number.
Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? ... Go ask your mother.
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
If I throw a stick will you leave?
I tend to say “I dont know” when I’m too lazy to think.
Relax… We’re all crazy.. It’s not a competition.
The ideal man doesn`t smoke, doesn`t drink, doesn`t do drugs, doesn`t swear, doesn`t get angry, doesn`t exist
I found the "one" today! Surprisingly, It`s been on my keyboard all the time.
I did a half hour on the treadmill each day last week. This week, I`m up to 1 hour a day. I`m slowly building up to actually turning it on some time in the future.
I bet if you walked up to any table at a restaurant and said "Good afternoon folks" they will let you take their order.
I try not to work that much. That way I make less mistakes.
I now have more electronic screens in my life than friends.
Iam not as THINK as you DRUNK iam!!
I wish all my freckles would just mix into a tan.