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I propose we change the names of the upper case P and lower case p to "P standing up" and "p sitting down."
Is it hibernation time yet? Because I am 100% into that.
If I won the lottery, I don`t think I would change much. I`d still be the same asshole, just one in a helicopter.
It`s like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me.
I bet more people would call the Gambling Addicts Helpline if they made every 5th caller a winner.
You can`t find happiness at the bottom of a beer ... Well no kidding, who is happy when their beer runs out?
Sรถ รฎ hรจรฃrd รฟรดu lรฌkรช gรนรฟลก with รกcรงeรฑts?
Nothing says "I`m behind on child support." like 26" spinning rims on an 86 Chevy Malibu.
Although the voices aren`t real, they have some pretty good ideas.
If no one comes from the future to stop you, than how bad of a decision can it really be.
If someone tells you "it`s better than sex" they`re not doing the sex right.
Is it sexual harasment to say ho ho ho to a female coworker?
Just heard some guy yell "F**K!" ... I thought this was impressive because not many people can pronounce asterisks.
I didn`t have access to Facebook for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 17 books and showered.
I don`t know what your problem is, but I`ll bet it`s hard to pronounce.