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The pill is the second best thing women can put in their mouths to prevent pregnancy.
Instead of exes, they should be called whys.
Is it just me, or does this gravy I made taste like scotch? Anyway, best Thanksgiving EVER!
Dinosaurs never had pizza and they all died.
I gave up my Ego, because I am so much better than that..................
I tried my best to see things from your point a view, but your point of view is stupid.
I always wrap someone`s fist bump with my high five because paper beats rock.
There is no angry way to say `bubbles.`
The list of things I won’t eat if covered in chocolate gets smaller everyday.
Sometimes it`s easy to forget we would all violently murder each other if we couldn`t obtain basic food or water. Have a great day guys.
Just bought two donuts without sprinkles...Diets are hard!
Kinda hard to believe not a single mutant at professor Xavier’s school had the power to heal a dude’s legs.
Sidenote #2: Always have your middle finger ready on standby.
Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
They say 15 minutes of exercise every day will add 3 years to your life. The problem is that it adds the 3 years to your 80s not your 30s.