Daily Silly Status

Perverts can contribute to society. Look at the disturbed individual who discovered cow`s milk.

There is a special place in hell for people who are not ready to order when it`s their turn.

I`m not insulting you, I`m describing you.

They have all those non-smoking laws in public places so let’s now all focus on passing some perfume/cologne usage limits.

I`m having one of those days where my middle finger is answering every question!!!

I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P

I was called a sexist today ... I said, I think you`re mistaken ...its pronounced sexy

So, which one of you is going to be the subject of your local news` annual turkey fryer accident story?

Sometimes, I send game request just to piss people off :)

I finally found a simple and easy way to deal with my weight problem. I threw my scale out.

I don`t care about Disney lying about the Prince Charmings out there. I`m more annoyed that random woodland creatures won`t clean my house.

Research shows that when someone shouts "Oh no he didn`t!" he infact did.

I was trying to have a mature arguement but "look, you ignorant f*cktard" just popped out

Today I sent out a text saying, “Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?” 12 people called me…I need smarter friends.

Hysterical Shrieking should be reserved for truly serious situations such as Centipedes, Spiders, and that Creepy Uncle that likes to give everyone back rubs.....