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I have this great midnight snack it`s called, what do I think my roommate won`t notice if I eat the edges off of
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
Don’t judge me…If you’re reading this then you aren’t working either.
www.amish.com. How did this happen?
Thought cartoons were getting better. Turns out it was a news story about Justin Bieber.
Why can’t the shower just naturally keep itself clean?
The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2015.
i know how to shutup.I just don`t know when.
Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on again?
Save electricity! Would you like it if someone turned you on and then left?
just bought 400 copies of Hoarders: Season 1. Not sure what to do with them.
I just kicked a can in my driveway and somehow ended up with a goal against Brazil.
I just finish reading "50 shades of gray" by Sherwin Williams. I don`t see what all the hype is about these paint brochures.
My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body`s telling me yesss...BABY. Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?
Oh really? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take to mind your own business