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I might not be a great example, but I´m one hell of a good warning.
Is it hibernation time yet? Because I am 100% into that.
Just saw a cop pull over a U-Haul truck. I think he is trying to bust a move.
Nothing stops a yawn faster than a dog trying to lick inside your mouth
so far so good.... no unexpected father`s day cards or presents!
"Is that for here or to go?" —Real estate agent selling a mobile home
If everybody was consistently as determined as they are when they carry all groceries in one trip, this world would be in a better place.
Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart
I need to learn the rules to make sure I don`t accidently follow them
Some moments you remember all your life. Reading this, unfortunately, is not one of those moments.
It`s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches...
Saw a brand new Prius totaled on my way home from work. Still had the window sticker. That would suck... Not to crash, but to drive a Prius.
My friend won a trip to China. He´s out there now... trying to win a trip back.
Want your favorite song to become your least favorite song? Just make it your alarm tune.
Every store should have one line for people who have their sh!t together.