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A new study has found that women with larger butts live longer than men who mention it.
Shouldn`t there have been one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"
Do women know that it`s perfectly legal to apply makeup at home before they get in their car?
At work hitting the escape key...... Nothing is happening, im still here.
When people say "You look so familiar" responding with "Were we in prison together?" is almost always a conversation killer.
why would i ever pay to go to a nascar event when i could get drunk beside the interstate and cheer for cars for free
Today, I`m really gonna give it my nothing
Now working on my 2nd million. I gave up on the first.
I dated this musician who used to play songs for me over the phone. Then I realized he was just putting me on hold.
Uhm, excuse me waiter... I`d like to return my food. It only received 5 likes on Instagram.
I have said it before. I will at it again. If anyone is into wife swapping. I will take a dirtbike or a puppy. Hit me up.
Iām bored. Anyone need anything avenged?
Running away doesn`t help your problems, unless you`re fat. Then yeah, run away.
Any of you had a friend that borrowed your sh!t and kept it for so long you had to borrow it back..
Alright, I give up! I`ve listened to the song like 50 times now, and I still don`t know what the fox is saying!