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What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin? (asking for a friend)
I am so confused. My boss just said "keep up the good work" and I have no recollection of doing any such work.
You notice how no faith-healers have stepped forward to help out with the ebola crisis in Africa......
I hear my ex is now into orgies, or at least that`s what the Craigslist ad I just posted on her behalf said.
Can`t afford P90X or INSANITY workout videos? Go find a wasp nest and slap the sh!t out of it. Never knew I could shadow box,bicycle kick,and twirl while floating.
Big shoutout to my neighbors, who left their back door open accidentally, when I needed a few things and didn`t want to go to the store...
I failed the emergency broadcast test. My apologies to all the employees I shoved to the ground while screaming
The only thing I hate worse than holding a girl`s purse is when it doesn`t match what I`m wearing.
Bacon...need I say more
My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
Iām sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
I swear July only lasted like 3 minutes
A morning text from me doesn`t mean "good morning". It means "I`m having very dirty thoughts about you right now".
is sick and tired and tired of being sick and sick of being tired!
Admit it: you have all tried to rap in the shower..