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Love putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They`er so warm and cozy, and it`s fun to scan the laundromat and guess whose they are.
I just found out people are playing golf online. And I thought my life sucked!
Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons!! Enjoy the day
Don’t judge me…If you’re reading this then you aren’t working either.
As my mother-in-law and I fight to the death for her son`s love, I sometimes think to myself, "This may be the worst prize ever."
Someday we’ll look back on all this and pretend not to remember it.
I suspect the ancient Greeks would be horrified that we refer to `laying on a couch all weekend watching a TV series` as a "marathon"…
Just got in 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick an ice cube up off the kitchen floor.
I thought I`d try yoga to make myself more flexible, but I`m still incredibly stubborn.
The worst job to have right about now would be that of a realtor in Ferguson.
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
I don’t drink to forget about problems. I drink to create new problems that that make the old issues irrelevant.
Gardening is awesome because it is one of the only ways a normal person can be persuaded into buying actual bags of poop.
I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.
So apparently RSVP-ing to a wedding invite with "Maybe next time" wasn`t the best response. Who knew?