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Let me be clear, I don`t want to die alone. However I want to be left completely alone until that moment
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day ... Palm Sunday is just around the corner
Right now, a future teen mom is applying copious amounts of body glitter to herself.
is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I´m awesome..
Nothing ruins a perfectly good mood like reality.
Whenever my son questions my knowledge on any subject, I just remind him that I`m older than the Internet.
I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of reasons why I drink in the first place?
A new heavy metal Christian Rock band will soon be releasing their debut album. They`re called Nuns `n` Moses.
I just spent an hour at the gym. I couldn’t find a close enough parking spot so I left.
Marriage: where all the excitement, laughter and sex is gone but she’s still there.
Some people want a perfect relationship. I just want a cheeseburger that looks like the ones in commercials.
I watched my first porn movie today. I looked so much younger back then.
Where did all the people walking around with boomboxes in the 80s go? I`m concerned
I remember being able to get up without making sound effects. Good times.
I don`t mean to brag... but I`m a pretty damn good peek-a-boo opponent