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You know vacation should be over when all you do is sit around naked, drinking fruity malt liquor beverages
My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
"That`s crazy" is the perfect response when you haven`t been listening.
If you ever question yourself, your life choices, your sanity...just watch an episode of Hoarders and you`ll be all good.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it`s a shame they`ll never meet
Why do they ask you "Please press 1 for English, then put you with someone who`s accent is so thick you can`t understand them?
What kind of wine goes best with laundry?
Holidays, hotels and women. Three things that always look better online than in real life.
I wish I had the kind of life my spam folder thinks I have!
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
What if your soulmate is over there on Twitter while you`re here on Facebook?
When I was a kid, I thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it really is.
Happy 4/21! National work drug testing day!
Honk if you want to see my finger.
Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is "I can post that"