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I`m old enough to remember when cell phones actually got smaller every year.
is pretty sure there´s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking...And I plan on finding out what that is.
I tend to say “I don’t know” when I’m too lazy to think.
I have this great midnight snack it`s called, what do I think my roommate won`t notice if I eat the edges off of
My coworker`s inspire me to drink on the job.
Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone`s mouth while they are talking?
I didn`t see anyone important yesterday, so I`ll probably wear these same clothes today.
Mondays aren`t so bad... it`s my job that sucks.
If I had a dollar for everytime i thought of you, I would start thinking about you!
Of all the martial arts, Karaoke inflicts the most pain.
I’m in no shape to exercise.
If Kutcher went to Sheen and said It`s still your show, this was all a joke and yelled "You got Punked" it would be the greatest prank ever.
This is not the status message you are looking for .... Move along
Whenever I hear someone call my name, my first instinct is to walk faster
If A-B-C-D didn`t drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn`t have to be so rushed.