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If you take Viagra with iron supplements it will cause you spin around and point North.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza
Drinking doesn’t make me post better Facebook statuses; it simply makes me not care what you think of them…
Sneaking alcohol into work is pretty easy if you put it in your stomach first.
Today I learned not all people are appreciative of vetriloquism. Especially my gynecologist.
I think today I`ll stalk my stalker, just to shake things up a little.
The best occupation to work from home as: Bartender.
Don´t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect.
My favourite part about amazingly hot, energetic, passionate sex. Is being able to rewind the tape & watch it again.
Those who tell you not to run with scissors are just trying to steal your scissors. Run.
“That’s funny” is something I say when I can’t even fake a laugh.
I’m not single and I’m not committed… I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves…
In the word "scent" is it the s that is silent or the c?
In my day we had to roll the windows up and down with our bare hands.
The real plot hole in Cinderella was that if everything disappeared at midnight why did the shoe stay?